9 Reasons not to Vacation on a Cruise Ship

I have never been on a cruise. Those years of watching The Love Boat on Friday nights simply never compelled me to try. As I got older, I heard stories of all the fun people had on cruises. Actually is was mostly about continually eating.

It seems that more and more, cruise ships are turning in to death traps. Maybe it’s not as bad as Titanic or The Poseidon Adventure , but over the past years it seems the list of dangers has made me avoid this form of vacations.

9 Reasons not to Vacation on a Cruise Ship

1. Pirates
2. Falling Overboard
3. Fire
4. Mysterious Disappearance
5. Contagious Illness
6. Giant Waves
7. Violent Tilt
8. Collisions
9. Isaac, Gopher, and Doc

Bon Voyage!

2 comments April 6th, 2007