9 Reasons not to Vacation on a Cruise Ship
April 6th, 2007
I have never been on a cruise. Those years of watching The Love Boat on Friday nights simply never compelled me to try. As I got older, I heard stories of all the fun people had on cruises. Actually is was mostly about continually eating.
ItĀ seems that more and more, cruise ships are turning in to death traps. Maybe it’s not as bad as Titanic or The Poseidon Adventure , but over the past years it seems the list of dangers has made me avoid this form of vacations.
9 Reasons not to Vacation on a Cruise Ship
- Pirates
- Falling Overboard
- Fire
- Mysterious Disappearance
- Contagious Illness
- Giant Waves
- Violent Tilt
- Collisions
- Isaac, Gopher, and Doc
Bon Voyage!
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2 Comments Add your own
1. biff | September 1st, 2007 at 8:59 pm
come on now
does not the popular template call for 10 reasons? who would ever just list 9?
2. Greg Renza | September 2nd, 2007 at 8:01 am
Perhaps someone with only 9 fingers, or, more likely, someone who could not come up with 10.
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